Wednesday, February 17, 2021

15 LONG PENISES: An Ode to my Spam Folder

 

I don’t know if it’s because Valentines Day just happened or maybe this is normal and I just don’t notice because of how rarely I check my spam folder, but man...it’s full of dicks.



A collection of headlines for your amusement: 


Erectile Dysfunction๐Ÿ”ฅ: To cut a long story short, I found a solution

๐—”๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฃ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜ ๐—›๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ฝ๐˜€ ๐—ช๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐— ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—š๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐Ÿฒ ๐—œ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜€

Why these African Tribesmen Have 15 ๐—Ÿ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฃ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜€!!!


Wait.. wut? 15 LONG PENISES!!!!

Ok


๐Ÿ”ฅINCREASED Penis Length & Girth๐Ÿ”ฅ

When a woman knows her man is finding it hard to have an erection, she can react in a number of ways!

๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐—ด๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜…๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—น ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜๐˜† It is 100% All Natural, 100% Side Effect free and 100% Proven to work.


15 LONG PENISES!!!


That Makes Any Woman So horny that she'll make the first move on you !

๐Ÿ”ฅWant to Pleasure Her As Hard As Granite?๐Ÿ”ฅ

๐Ÿ‘‰If you have ED, try this tonight๐Ÿ”ฅ


15 LONG PENISES!!


I have been badly misgendered by spammers. Also…



15 LONG PENISES!!!!


I’m amused as fuck by this.



That is all.